I wore the tre-expensive wig for CJ's office party. (The party was supposed to take place at Christmas time but was postponed due to the Snowpocalypse '09.)
Sorry, I just got tired of having very thin hair. I feel like my high-school English teacher, Mr. Letnitch. That man had the most interesting way of arranging his comb-over.
Hey-I can pin it up or back, but face it. The old grey mare she ain't what she used to be.